30 Knight Memes for Medieval Lads and Lasses

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Oct 5, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

I wish we had more insight into what people actually looked like during the Medieval era. I love the medieval films of Roger Cormac as much as anybody ( (I wish I could live in the set of The Masque of the Red Death ), but unfortunately, 1960s movies probably do not represent the Dark Ages uber accurately. We don't have as much of a record of what people in the Middle Ages dressed in or valued in appearances when compared with the Renaissance or other later eras. The art is less realistic, so we have to use our imaginations a bit. Maybe in the Middle Ages, babies actually were that ugly! Maybe knights were as puny and skinny as the armor at museums suggests! Maybe everybody walked around with a yellow pallor on their faces that made them look like they were on the verge of death at all times! We can't know for certain what medieval citizens looked like, but we can certainly pontificate upon their long-gone existence with some knight-in-shining-armor memes. 

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    Fair knight, will thy journey be dangerous? 'Twill be long and hard. 'Tis what she proclaimed.
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    The angry warrior, Ferdinand Hodler, 1853-1918. 班 I get really upset by people who use the wrong word and don't have the humidity to admit it! HMH Apr24
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    D&D r/DnDBehindTheScreen 4 yr ago authordm Lazy Historian 1d20 Heart Wrenching Answers to "I Loot the Body, What's in Their Pockets?" 1. A small, hand-painted portrait of the family, wrapped in cloth. 2. A folded parchment from the monastery thanking for alms to orphans. 3. Crumpled parchment drafts of a love sonnet for their spouse. 4. A miniature drawing on a piece of leather, crafted by a child. 5. A worn and frayed ribbon holding together a rolled love letter, ink fading with time. 6. A torn
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    Jay Edidin @NotLasers Crypto is over. This is the year of cryptic currency. Pay for your groceries with a mumbled prophecy and a cursed stone.
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    Ygrene [me as a knight] Me: squire, young squire...do you have the time? Squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm Me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
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    When it's a few decades after WW3 and people start using guns again
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    you're gonna regret putting me in a situation
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    When the Huns invade Gaul so you as an Alan have to fight with the Visigoths against the Gepids and Burgundians for the Romans (pv at V· [pv] = 0 BB = 0 +V -BB = 0 Ot B B.B P* KAPWING
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    During labour, the pain is so great that a woman can imagine what a footballer feels like when he is touched.. LuDee
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    Ladies, if your relationship fails, don't just blame him. It takes two to ruin the relationship. Blame him and his mom.
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    When somethin thick walkin in front of you....
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    *receives salary* I should stick to my budget this month @paddyjobsman My Lord, are you not the master of chaos? The unstoppable force of nature? The world is ablaze, spend thy coin and spare no expense this day, for there is no promise of tomorrow
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    On a scale of medieval helme how are you feeling today? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
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    the overwhelming grief of watching humanity destroy itself and everything around it me knowing my human experience is only the universe finding a way to experience itself
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    Lady 1: How was your blind date? Lady 2: Not great. I could tell he wasn't crazy about my outfit. Lady 1: Do you think it was the sev― Lady 2: It was definitely the severed leg. @medievalistmatt
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    Cheezburger Image 10412731904
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    I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery
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    We need more video games based on medieval manuscript illustrations. uuginis.ning x uuginis. an
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    The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social Behold, the Cool S Sword. Jun 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM + Follow ALT
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    KING ARTHUR BORN TO RUN AWAY @whythelongplayface
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    Love Laugh Live by the Sword
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    medieval date ideas Competitive Heart Hunting Surprise Haircut Nap Judicial Duel Camel Kissing Arranged Marriage Girls vs Boys Siege
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    auginis.num lol... did I just draw
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    when you bust to something so sinister you hit one of these
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    even a warrior gets a lil tummy ache sometimes
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    Me: I promise I won't get all political 3 Meads Later
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    TUMMY HURTS
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    When you can't afford to pay child support DOD
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    "Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage." C.S. Lewis 89
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    This is the type of they do at my local mall now that its not rly a place to shop anymore nostrem 000 Bogy of
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